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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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