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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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Could the world fall?
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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