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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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