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We all just want to sit on our ass.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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