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We all just want to sit on our ass.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Could the world fall?
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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