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We all just want to sit on our ass.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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How would I know which one I was?
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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