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We all just want to sit on our ass.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Could the world fall?
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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