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We all just want to sit on our ass.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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