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We all just want to sit on our ass.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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How would I know which one I was?
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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