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We all just want to sit on our ass.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Could the world fall?
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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