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We all just want to sit on our ass.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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