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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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