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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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