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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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