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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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