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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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