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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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