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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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