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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Could the world fall?
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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