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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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