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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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