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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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