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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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