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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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