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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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