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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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