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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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