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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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