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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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