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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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