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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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Could the world fall?
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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