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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
Karl Pilkington
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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