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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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