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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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