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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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