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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Could the world fall?
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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