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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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