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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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