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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Could the world fall?
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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