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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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