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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Could the world fall?
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
Karl Pilkington
I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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