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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
Karl Pilkington
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
Karl Pilkington
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
Karl Pilkington
I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
Karl Pilkington
Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
Karl Pilkington
Could the world fall?
Karl Pilkington
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
Karl Pilkington
Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
Karl Pilkington
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
Karl Pilkington
