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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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How would I know which one I was?
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
Karl Pilkington
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
Karl Pilkington
What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
Karl Pilkington
By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
Karl Pilkington
I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
Karl Pilkington
Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
Karl Pilkington
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
