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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
Karl Pilkington
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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