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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
Karl Pilkington
If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
Karl Pilkington
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
Karl Pilkington
Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
Karl Pilkington
People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
Karl Pilkington
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
Karl Pilkington
You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
Karl Pilkington
Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
Karl Pilkington
Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
Karl Pilkington
