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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Karl Pilkington
What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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