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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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