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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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