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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
Karl Pilkington
Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
Karl Pilkington
I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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