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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
Karl Pilkington
The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
Karl Pilkington
I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
Karl Pilkington
If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
Karl Pilkington
