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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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