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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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