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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
Karl Pilkington
I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
Karl Pilkington
I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Karl Pilkington
The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
Karl Pilkington
How would I know which one I was?
Karl Pilkington
I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
Karl Pilkington
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
Karl Pilkington
It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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