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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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How would I know which one I was?
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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