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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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