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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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