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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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