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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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