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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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