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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
Karl Pilkington
I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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