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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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