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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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