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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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