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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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