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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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