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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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