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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Could the world fall?
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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