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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Could the world fall?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
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