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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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