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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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