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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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