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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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