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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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