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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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