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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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