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Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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