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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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