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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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