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A problem solved is a problem caused.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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