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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
Karl Pilkington
Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
Karl Pilkington
You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
Karl Pilkington
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
Karl Pilkington
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
Karl Pilkington
The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
Karl Pilkington
That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
Karl Pilkington
