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Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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