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A problem solved is a problem caused.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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How would I know which one I was?
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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