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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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