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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
Karl Pilkington
The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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