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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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