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A problem solved is a problem caused.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
Karl Pilkington
